Articles tagged with: Jokes
Missing Cat Very Funny
Shannon (the secretary) lost her cat and asked David (the graphic designer) to help with a lost poster. This is their email correspondence. Read from top. Resist skipping ahead.
From: Shannon Walkley …
VERY Brave Man Jokes…
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry her!
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Television
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman
What should …
Great Advice to Pass on to Your Daughters
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon – …
5 Surgeons
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from Durban , says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, …
Can you notice something different
Can you spot the difference between this one and the one you have?
Look very carefully. There is only one difference but it is very difficult to find.
you dont have one to compare………. January sucks!
Bill Gates And GM
For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with …
Johnny – leave school early
It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do.
All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have …
Ai ou Liewe Lena
Liewe Lena het nie antwoorde vir hulle gehad nie
Liewe Lena
Ek het ‘n man wat ek nie kan vertrou nie. Hy verneuk my so baie, ek weet nie eers of die kind wat ek verwag syne …
Just Fred
A cop stops a car for travelling faster than the posted speed limit.
He asks the man his name. “Fred,” he replies.
“Fred what?” the officer asks.
“Just Fred,” the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood …
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