Articles in Jokes
Missing Cat Very Funny
Shannon (the secretary) lost her cat and asked David (the graphic designer) to help with a lost poster. This is their email correspondence. Read from top. Resist skipping ahead.
From: Shannon Walkley …
Koos die Eskimo
Koos was gatvol vir Suid-Afrika; die misdaad; sy werk in die polisie; die verkeer in Johannesburg; al die mense net waar jy kyk.
Hy bedank sy werk en emigreer na Kanada.
Die noorde van Kanada, daar waar …
Incredible story
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from the University of Toronto .
On a hike through the bush, he came …
Seven Kinds Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called … Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called …
Two Cowboys
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper …
Haai Wysheid
Twee groot wit haaie swem in die see en sien ‘n skip wat sink.
“Volg my, seun” sê pappa haai vir sy seun en hulle swem tot by die skip.
“Eers swem ons om die mense in …
Lipstick in School – teach them well
Lipstick in School (You’ve got to love this principal)
According to a news report, a certain private school in Brisbane was
recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were
beginning to use lipstick …
40 South Africanisms you should know
BABBELAS (BUBBLE-US): Hangover. Usage: “Jeez, I had too many dops last night. I’ve got a hectic babbelas.”
BAKKIE (BUCKY): What Americans would term a “pick-up”. A two-seater light vehicle with an open rear cargo area. The rear is …
VERY Brave Man Jokes…
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry her!
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Television
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman
What should …
Hoe Om Jou Huis Te Beveilig As Jy Te “Broke” Is Vir ‘N Security Alarm…
1. Gaan na jou naaste tweede handse klere winkel en koop n gebruikte stel ”Steel Point Boots” verkieslik size 14-16.
2. Plaas dit op jou stoep langs ‘n paar lee bier blikke gepaart met ‘n …
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